Thank you for letting me be fully clothed instead of being in a bikini and a cape, looking like a slut

I don’t know what kind of beach your “fully clothed” musty ass goes to take your monthly showers sis but around these parts, most women wear bikinis to beaches [like Bey in this gif] and there is nothing “slutty” about that. I’ll end the lashing here for your sake. I don’t do walk-in appointments.

i work three jobs. it wears me out, and it makes me get sick easily. i do it, because i chose not to go to college, and blew through my life savings in the course of 7 months because I’m underpaid and am given little hours at all three of my jobs. but if me being tired not having enough money to really do anything, is ‘drama’ for you, then fine. it just shows you don’t appreciate what you have, which makes you a self absorbed asshole. so fuck you. money isn’t everything. having someone to call you yours, and to be with them and not have a care is what really matters.